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Even though they attempt to deceive you with their red, white and blue logo, EMU-LMAO are really communists!! They repeatedly complain about people posting news about shareware/commercial emulators!! They make it a point to declare themselves Emulation World Free due to Emulation World's supposedly capitalistic monopoly on the emulation scene!! In fact, they sound so much like the former Soviet Union during the cold war that I wouldn't be surprised if the site was really founded by Marat's evil twin brother who's pissed off that Marat has made dozens of dollars off of his emulators while Marat 2 is sucking dick for toilet paper!! PS. My apologies for not updating yesterday but I don't actually give a shit, so don't expect regular posts!! I'm sure you can all use the 30 seconds it takes you to read this site to jerk off again!! Keep practicing, you might get that world record yet!! EMU-ROTFLMAO Debuts!! Welcome to EMU-ROTFLMAO !!!!! We're like EMU-LMAO except we have penises!! And senses of humor!! Everyone knows that sites like EMU-LMAO and emu-idiots post news about the people who post news about emulation but who posts news about the people who post news about the people who post news about emulation?? Fuck if I know, we just make fun of them!! I apologize for the lack of 50,000,000 badly co-ordinated colors but after the fifth color, I stopped giving a shit!! So be sure to take a crap before reading this site because we won't be held responsible for your pants after you shit yourself laughing!! EMU-LMAO Spell A 4 Letter Word Wrong!! In a great example of their "superior" intelligence, EMU-LMAO spells the word soap wrong in their so-called Terms of Service!! I suppose it's an understandable mistake sense they've probably never encountered such a thing as soap but a soup opera?? I mean, really, if there was any soup about, the fat lady would be eating it, not singing about it!! On a related note, here are our Terms of Service!! EMU-LMAO Thinks People Give A Shit!! Talk about misconceptions, EMU-LMAO actually thinks that anyone with an IQ over 23 gives a shit about anything they have to say!! If you subscribe to the theory that what sets human beings apart from animals is the ability to reason, then you must also agree that that would make EMU-LMAO and their 4 or 5 fans sub-humans!! I mean, the reason they're missing their penises is because somebody poured sand into their bottle of hand lotion and they sanded their penises off!! They kept jacking off for about a week after the demise of their penises because they were so used to doing it constantly that they hadn't noticed they were coming up empty handed!! Powered By My Ass & 7-Up!! |
